A pain in the asphalt. Review

By Joe Dodson

A pain in the asphalt.



We tend to obsess about realism in games, but as a human being stuck living in the real world, I’d definitely like to see my reality imitate video games a lot more.

A great place to start would be with Ubisoft’s Asphalt Urban GT for the Nintendo DS.

In this reality, cars never take damage and four-hundred miles…

  • Fast and smooth
  • Good powersliding
  • Bad physics
  • Few tracks
  • No damage modeling
  • Car clusters

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Joe Dodson
Joe Dodson

Raised by devout and strict Raelian parents, Joe Dodson's goal in life is to prove that aliens do exist, and want to eat us. He is currently honing his writing skills by writing and editing video game reviews about, you guessed it, aliens that want to kill us all.

In his spare time, Joe likes to watch scary movies and pwn nubs as Holyhank the evil dwarf.

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